Warning : George Kitty Kitten is DEAD, even before George died he gave out sarcastic, irrelevant and absurd advice. If you piss off George he's going to let you have it! Don't expect help here... George is transmitting on a fiber optic line from Heaven to a road side call box in an undisclosed desolate region of the north west. From that point the outgoing signal from the call box has been re-directed to a wireless network receiver using a technical support wormhole in the network firewall gaining unlimited use of the world wide web completely undetected and protected by a bulletproof firewall & anonymiser at the head end in Heaven. All thanks to a nerd who died in 1998 !

George Kitty Kittens Advice!
 

George Kitty Kitten..
King of all Kitties...
gives advice to all!

Renowned psycho
 kitty..Jewel will give 
her two bisquits worth 
as well!

For disputes and arguments..
experts in this field are younger 
siblings..Nut and Snapper the Cat..
they hate each other!


If your lucky,
Huey (George's earthly twin)
might give you "hisss opinion!"



enter
at your own risk!